Oh hello there.  If you're seeing this,
you probably tried to connect to my
server using HTTP/1.0.  Or you saw the
451.txt in /common/ and decided to take
a look.

OPTION A -- you tried to connect to my
server using HTTP/1.0.  Why?  What's up
with that?  What's your deal?  Mostly
HTTP 1.0 is just weird bot traffic
doing sussy stuff.  So it's unlikely a
human will see this.  But unlikely
isn't impossible.  Who are you?  What's
your story?  What are you trying to
accomplish?  What the hell kind of
technology are you using that supports
TLS 1.2 but not HTTP/1.1?  If you want
to tell your story, maybe hit the
https://cracky-chan.com/ contact form.
It's not hosted on my server so you
could have no trouble accessing it even
with your bizarre frankenbrowser.
Perhaps you're wondering why I
(mis)used HTTP response 451.  Well, I
wanted to use something that could
never be triggered naturally so I could
easily track these in the log, but
Apache wouldn't allow 418 so this is
the next best thing.

OPTION B -- you were poking around in
/common/ and saw this text file. Or
maybe you saw it linked on one of the
sitemaps.  I'm surprised anyone would
be looking at either, though.  Are you
bored?  If you're bored, why not hit
the https://cracky-chan.com/ contact
form and tell your story?  Perhaps you
will be less bored for a while.

Cracky is catharsis